A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDSAs groan - inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one - liners and oh - so - clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:- A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. - After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. - Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. - Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. - A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, 'We don't serve minors.'