This here book if filled with a variety of human combusted flatulence's that is a God's gifted talent. And every fart has a story along with its name and identity. And besides being a buddy and a life long friend to one's self, farts are also fun to carry around with you especially if you pass them along to somebody else. Of course nobody wants them but that's just the way the cookie crumbles. So as you read through this manual you should se able to find a shitload of flatulence's that you past down through history. Just be sure to put on your running shoes and hold your nose as you venture through The Unofficial Fart Manuel because it's a real gas.