Men don't understand relationships. But, men understand war. By relabeling something that men don't understand with something they instinctively understand, they stand a fighting chance at winning the love of their lives. Archie Legion, the central character in "Rocket Man: A Rhapsody of Short Stories," is back. Older and wiser, he writes a series of letters to his nephew, explaining how dating works in the real world. His ideas may not be politically correct, but they work.