Now you know your ABCs... or so you sing. But do you ever really know your ABCs? Does anybody? The fact is, you don't truly know anyone until you've seen them at their worst. This twisted tell-all told in alluring alliteration uncovers the ugly underside (and underwear ) of the alphabet's top twenty six most mortifying moments. Designed for early readers age 4-7, The Whole Alphabet is Totally Embarrassed is designed to bridge the gap between boring stuff like phonic sounds with awesome stuff like pee and wedgies.