Have you ever heard a song on the radio and thought, 'did they say what I thought they just said' and then realised that they did and thought, 'I can do better than that'? Then this is the book for you. We might not be able to stop banal, idiotic and nonsensical lyrics being written and hidden under lovely melodies but we can point them out, laugh at them and have a good moan about how much money they've made for the lazy writer. So come with me now on a journey through the most cringeworthy, pointless and frankly wierd lyrics and couplets ever unleashed on the music buying public from the 1950s to the present day.