The Young Male's Marriage Primer: Amateur Marriage Doctoring from a Professional Woodworker

You hold in your hand a revolutionary new marriage manual written especially for the Young Married Male, outlining the trials ℜtragedies that lie ahead.Dr. Murray Dick Danby is a self-proclaimed amateur marriage doctor whose only credentials are years ℜyears of tragic marital blunders.Using cutting-edge techniques developed for his "lucrative" woodworking business, ℜadapted to heal his own marriage, the doctor addresses the cruelest, ℜmost crushing of marital problems. Assisting the doctor in this ground-breaking endeavor is his faithful cohort ℜbrother-in-law Wally, an out-of-work master plumber, who likes to "dabble" in psychiatry.
You will marvel as Dr. Murray Dick: Teaches the student how to communicate with his wife with a minimal amount of listening. Heals the marital difficulties of the guys down at the local sports bar, each ℜevery one with multiple problems. Works with the Young Male to lower his moral ℜsocial standards to match his already pathetic shallow existence.