In Things That Give Me The Redass, Bob Melka examines the absurdities that have become a routine part of our culture. Built around personal observations and encounters, he takes on stupid corporate and government behavior, counterproductive policies, the erosion of customer service, moronic rules and regulations, the hypocrisy of political correctness, and other systemic annoyances that we have been conditioned to endure. Beyond its light-hearted adventures, the book serves as operator's manual in navigating one's way around indifference, ineptness, and the blatant lunacy we regularly encounter but have become desensitized to accept. Things That Give Me The Redass is a training guide on how to confront "the system" and achieve remedy when "they" are wrong and you, were sanity to prevail, are right. The universality of his experiences will resonate with anyone who can read, count, or leave home unattended.