Things That Give Me the Redass

A world traveler and consummate story teller, Melka bombards, with equal-opportunity irreverence, major banks, airlines, hotels, the cable company, the phone company, technology, the Department of Motor Vehicles, food and beverage establishments, political correctness, and other inescapable irritants.. The universality of his experiences will resonate with anyone who can read, count, or is allowed to handle sharp instruments.

Beyond its series of light-hearted adventures, the book serves as operator's manual in navigating one's way around indifference, ineptness, and the blatant lunacy we regularly encounter but have become desensitized enough to accept. Things That Give Me the Redass is a training guide on how to confront "the system" and achieve remedy when "they" are wrong and you, by all reason, logic, and sanity, are right.