Despite the fact that the Jets haven't had a championship since The Supremes were rocking the charts with "Love Child," their fans somehow feel justified in acting like they are a dynasty. They, therefore, need to be constantly informed of their irrelevance. Heck, they are second-class citizens in their own city. Diana Ross needs to come up with a remake for those green clad doofuses called, "Step Child." And we needed to write a book called, Things That Might Annoy . . . A Jets Fan. It includes hundreds of things to say and do to protect yourself from the obnoxiousness that is a Jets fan. In addition to being an essential self-defense guide, the book also provides some heartfelt suggestions for Jets fans in our chapters: "Mascots For The Mascot-Less Jets" and "Substantially Better And More Creative Chants Than J-E-T-S JETS-JETS-JETS." So, whether you are a fan of the Patriots, Bills, Dolphins, Giants or just a rational soul who realizes that Jets fans are annoying, this book is a must for you. It will also make the perfect gift not only for any Jets hater that you know, but also for any Jets fan. Truly, what better way to annoy a Jets fan than to give him a book entitled, Things That Might Annoy. . . A Jets Fan. As our motto states, "It's Payback Time . . . And Payback's A Book."