"This Sh*t Only Happens to Jill" is my Memoir of a Tomboy. Ask anyone I know, and they'll tell you. I'm a different kind of person. Not abnormal or weird or "off..". Just different. I am that girl who hates pink. I am the woman who literally kicks men in the ass (when they deserve it). I am the knife you bring to a gun fight...and you win. To say I am a "tomboy" is to put it lightly. Because I have clicked with the male role models in my life - from my Dad and grandfather to sensei and trainer - I learned at an early age how to handle myself. Roughhousing? Yes please. Hangin' with the guys? Hell yeah. Speaking my mind and facing the consequences with my head high and fists raised? Abso-f*cking-lutely. You may be surprised to see what happens when a person takes all the sh*t that the world throws at her...and she throws it right back. That's why this is the story of a woman who stands up, fights back, and never backs down. This is also the story of the shenanigans that happen as a result of that woman standing up, fighting back, and never backing down. This is the story of the sh*t that always happens to Jill. Happy reading