Everyone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they're just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.) In this collection of loosely related stories, Brett shows again and again that getting fired is really quite easy. "Ya made me snort root beer out my nose " Moriah Jovan, The Proviso. "Sharp and pointy." Peg Tittle, What If...