A humorous collection of real life short stories with a crazy cast of characters from a father who has a habit of crashing every new car he buys; a mother who throws the dishes in the dumpster rather than washing them; a sister who attributes her troubles to psychological boogers and a ninety-five year old granny who who thinks everyone is trying to drive her crazy, along with amorous peacocks, madwomen on the roof, flying horses, alligator loving Mafiosi, gypsies, jaguars and food, always more food.