To All the Penises I've Ever Known

To All the Penises I've Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer.

Ranging in style from funny to filthy, this erotica collection features author commentary on selected stories and my open letter to you-know-who. The paperback version of this book also features my long short story "The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump."

"Morning After"

"Ballroom Dance"

"To All the Penises I've Ever Known"

"Me and Fat Marge"

"Missed Connection"

"Complete Your Assignments "

"Weekend Away"

"Lori Schafer: I Write Erotica"

"The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump."