Get ready for laughter with Tobacco is not a Vegetable's blend of lovable and colorful characters. Very funny The tale begins in the future in the Waiting Room outside St. Peter's Gate. We are introduced to Big Iowa whom Tim O'Neill has chosen to present his marginal case for entry into Heaven. Big Iowa has access to the hundred-plus characters in the fifty two life lessons that comprise Tobacco is not a Vegetable. It is a long shot, but maybe, just maybe, Big Iowa will get him in just like Tim got into other prestigious schools, companies and clubs ... barely