The Totes Ridictionary will help you survive life in a world where textmessage abbreviations and Twitter slang are dancing on the grave of the Oxford New English Dictionary. Everywhere you look in emails, tweets, Facebook posts, text messages, blogs and even real-life conversations words like totes , amazeballs , obvs , adorbs and ridic are taking over. You ve heard it, now understand it. Packed with hilar illustrations and a satirical glossary that ll help you sort the jel from the awks , The Totes Ridictionary takes a totally ridiculous look at what happens when language and technology collide.