Trench Phillips and the English Muffin McGuffin! Trench brings a contemporary, unorthodox, and drop-dead funny approach to solving the unspeakable wrongdoings in today's hyper-criminal era from armed predator drone attacks, to lethal doses of a heavy metal poison being dumped into the country's water supplies, to catastrophes at The Civilian Interstellar Test Center. As the dangers climb and the bodies drop, Phillips becomes the only player left on the field in a very unsporting high stakes game between treachery and triumph that will both delight and dare mature fans of gritty, hardboiled detective action!