Ever drunk-tweeted? Ever regretted it or thought it was the best night of your life? Then this isn't the book for you Follow Barry Surreal (or don't, it's up to you) as he goes to the pub, has a few pints, some crisps and has a go on the juke box all whilst attempting to tweet 1000 times in one night - basically anything that comes to mind whether it's funny, poignant, thought-provoking, boring or another category. Barry is fictional and he has never drank a pint of beer or any other liquid for that matter but don't let that stop you reading the book - it's hilarious or awful - you decide (or don't, it's up to you).