Just when you thought it was safe to get back on a bicycle.... Two idiots ride LEJOG. Braving Audi drivers, the British weather, Scottish Nob heads and their own incompetence follow this Father and son duo as they try to wobble, weave their way from Land's end to John O Groats. The longest distance between two points within the mainland United Kingdom. Will they get lost? Will they develop Elephantiasis? Will they eat anything other than Chunky Kit Kats? Will they find the fabled decent pint? Will they pay the extortionate price from the robbing gits who run 'The signpost' They did it for charity; they did it because some chubby lass from work suggested it. They did it because they already had marathon medals.