There's always somebody who spoils a party isn't there? You get the loud, self-opinionated, heavily intoxicated guest who, ignoring subtle hints that it might be best to tone down their outrageous comments and behaviour, stumbles around giving forth until the embarrassed host is forced to ask them to leave. Then you've got the gate-crashers who've heard there's a lot of fun and booze to be had and swan in uninvited to enjoy themselves, quite literally at others' expense, without knowing or even caring whose party it is. Everyone there, even the host, assumes they must be friends with someone there so their presence goes unquestioned until they make a nuisance of themselves. There's Godfrey in the kitchen peeking behind the fridge, while Nigel has nipped off to the toilet with his pint of beer to have a crafty cigarette and escape from Julia's stream of homophobic remarks. Whose party is it anyway Read some of the most interesting quotes from UKIP's most colourful characters and decide for yourself