Best possible adventure for a graduate is to spend the summer in Europe with his Spanish Exchange Student girlfriend...with too many drugs, too much drama, and way too many situations to juggle. Will Clever, hopped up on every hallucinogen imaginable, for days on end, ever find his way home by train, plane, boat, or will it be his barefeet on a razor's edge? And what about his girlfriend, Ona, who seems to be on a journey of her own...and what about you, finding yourself caught in the trainwreck that is Kyle Claibourne's autobiography?