Stand back The Unzipping of the Mitt is underway According to the proponents of doom who believe that the Mayan Calendar predicts the end of all things on Dec. 21, 2012, this book should give you reason to look forward to that date. Already it's been an "interesting" year. We've had Newt-Mentum splattered by the Santorum Surge, which was in turn staunched by the Unzipped Mitt. In addition, the first quarter of 2012 had a top talk show host covering himself in right wing filth by calling an innocent college girl a slut, a young lad walking to his father's house gunned down by a neighborhood vigilante with no charges filed and the right wing screaming it was the kid's fault for being black. Racism is alive and well, "Etch-A-Sketch" is a relevant toy once more. 2012 has just started. Columnist/Humorist Bill Schmalfeldt shares his angry, sardonic liberal views on these and other stories that will have you cheering for the coming "Zombie Apocalypse."