Valerie's Freaks

"If you ever put that wicked and nasty, nasty and wicked thing that all men are cursed from birth to possess," Grandma Valerie declared in obvious distaste, wrinkling her nose as she pointed at my exposed flaccid wiener with the end of an old yardstick, "inside of this," she continued, turning her makeshift pointer towards my twin sister's vag, "you will be very, very sorry. You will burn in hell for all of eternity, just see if you don't Don't tell me I'll tell you

"Hell burns hottest for sinners of the flesh, you know " Grandma Valerie declared with the strongest of conviction. In the best-selling tradition of the most famous gothic authors... The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal Valerie Valerie's Secrets Valerie's Sinners Valerie's Freaks Valerie's Family Valerie's Legacy Dorothy's Prophecy The Nightengale Legacy Sampler Edition