How did George Brownelow, upstanding C. of E. and Conservative Club member, ex-career soldier and company director, loving husband and father of three sons (two of whom are career soldiers), comfortably - very comfortably - retired in Surrey, become a pitiless virtual world dominatrix, a beater of bottoms and boxer of ears, threatening World political stability and the British economic recovery and losing love, liberty and reason in the process? How did that happen? There's only one way to find out.