Sample Chapters: Nights in a Luxury Resort, Communist Style, Cursing the Calculus of Culture, Back to Grade School, Counting Solar Revolutions, One Size Fits All, Please Shoot the Pigs, Mafia Cars and Dog Leather, Fighting Fires with Coke, The Secretary Wears a Gun, Chalga Time, Pledging our Children to the State, Eating the Flag, the Fine Tradition of Visiting, Weekly Dumpster Report, the Carpentry Beer Connections, Teaching English the Python Way, Looking for Wolves from Bus Windows, Famous Toilets, Carrying Logs in the Dark, Telepathic Meetings, I am Not a Spy, Doing Good Against the Will of the People, Blizzard with Wolves.