Henri's night of passion is at risk from invisible gnomes. . . Mr Bollard can't find anyone to spank . . . Sarah's performing breasts are failing to impress . . . the Devil's dog has just eaten his supper . . . and God has a confession to make. These are just a few of the hilarious characters you will meet in Richard Falk's book, where experimental literary techniques meet 'Viz-style' humour in a blizzard of political incorrectness. No taboo is left unexplored as the genre of cyclical trompe l'oeil adult comedy is born! (Please do not slip on the afterbirth). Contains strong language and adult humour.