Corporations might have more rights than the rest of us these days, but we can still make fun of them (at least until they buy satire too). We Are Not for Sale is a collection of eleven unusual short stories. Included in this little volume: The mysterious origin of Wonder Bread, what happens when WalMart gets its own super hero, how Youtube saved the world from the Anti-Christ, the monster living in the center of Nike Woods, the dangers inherent in Godzilla power and many more