Have you ever met the "Trip Witch"? Oh, you haven't heard of her? Well, I have. She shows up each time I take a trip, ready to sidetrack my best plans. So I've decided to write an expose regarding the many ways the "Trip Witch" challenges my summer vacations, continually devastating my best plans, and causing me to endlessly ask the daunting question, "What did I say that God didn't like?"