From the author that brought you Doggy Paddling in the Deep End, comes yet another romp through the darkest recesses of a man with a sense of humor and a lot of free time. Whether it's suggesting America needs an intervention, video games can provide a real-world moral compass, or weighing the pros and cons of being a terrorist, there's nothing inflammatory that isn't in here. Do a Bible passage mad lib between reading about the New American Dream App and what would happen if teachers got drafted like NFL players. What is the minimum body count for a massacre? What's next for reality TV? Why are Americans just better? How crazy am I? It's all here in black & white with a pessimism and wit only Faust could really appreciate. If you are a fan of Hunter S. Thompson, the comedy of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, or are just a fan of sardonic writing with a message then you've found your new favorite author no one's ever heard of.