What's A Nice Girl Like You... is about a pair of Theater Arts majors with old-fashioned morals; the boy also has an uncle who makes porno films. When the boy comes into an inheritance, the uncle successfully schemes to entangle him in one of his films. The boy's coed sweetheart, also a virgin, is outraged. When she can't talk him into quitting, she joins the cast to keep trying from within. Other characters are four old time strippers, a girl of superlative beauty, a Mafia Godfather, a European director with 12 eighteen year-old daughters, a malevolent stud, a police officer, and Stosh, the cameraman, who has unsuspected depths.