'When I Become Emperor', 'Dennett Berg' combines politics, science, religion, social and citizenship responsibilities, plus a unique retirement program augmented by bonuses achieved through clean living and devotion to socitey. The spotlight on politics centers on our Founding Father's Constitutional wedge between the newborn states and King George III. Focusing on religion and science we find the following standards are constant: Faith - something we accept without proof. Science - accepted principles, such as when we drop a glass of wine, we know it will hit the floor. Armed with those two understandings, new beliefs emerge and age-old beliefs are confirmed but not necessarily as the King James Version relates them to us. We can now explain, through science, the existence of a parallel universe that can be called Heaven, and exactly how we move from Earth into Eternal LIfe. Our diversity in skin color is explained and the need for a cabinet level Department of Research/Science is emphasized. Social and citizenship responsbilities include both voluntary and mandatory commitments to society, and retirement incentives, including marrying across ethnic lines and family planning, encourage social order and the well-being of our civilization. Provocative yes, but they're mild compared to the gay marriage solution.