The "Where are they Today" story is about a rich author who has been happily married for 50 years, but wonders what happened to his former girlfriends. He actually wants to write a book about where they are today. He hires a woman to search for the former girlfriends only to find out that all of them had a failed marriage and they are broke. He buys a retirement home for them to live. He hires a psychologist to provide discussions with the women on the specific problems of each of their marriage and to find solutions to their marriage problems. The book basically discusses marital problems, such as cheating, money management, communications, spousal control, appearance, sexual relations, pornography, healthcare, homelessness, abortions, relationship with relatives, depression, mental and physical abuse, alcohol and drug abuse. The women provide opinions on these marital issues with humor patterned after the television show, "The Golden Girls." The fictional author also discusses some difficulties he encounted during his dating period