...and, by the way, life never goes the way you planned. There's a part of the fairy tale they never tell you about - that next chapter - where the honeymoon has ended, real life has set in, and you've got a good idea of what forever is going to feel like. Where your dreams of rocking on the front porch into the twilight of your life turns into unpaid bills, dirty laundry, and dreams of killing him in his sleep. Where you go from thinking how cute it is when he drools in his sleep, to "Good grief, if his nose whistles one more time when he eats a sandwich, I'm going to claw my eyes out " Come travel with us on this twisted path to happiness with Kelly Swanson, an award-winning storyteller, comedian, and motivational speaker whose fresh sense of humor and wacky characters will make you laugh, make you feel good, and show you how to stay on the funny side of life.