Tag along with the Chief Tit(leist) and the Red Ball People as they re-interpret the game of golf. The USGA rules of golf are merely suggestions to Chief Tit and his hapless tribe, subject to amendment based on, among other things - Einstein's theory of relativity and Presocratic philosophy. Over 18 holes of golf Chief Tit regales his foursome with get rich schemes such as Indian Gaming and practical inventions like his patented GPS system for finding lost socks and head covers. The scoring secrets of the Red Ball People are revealed as Chief Tit picks up where David Leadbetter left off and shows you how to shave strokes with the use of black holes; the German goose step; and a misunderstood discipline known as Gesundheit Psychology, which unlike Gestalt Psychology - presumes the whole is actually less than the sum of the parts ...a concept that is particularly handy when completing a score card. Join the tribe's dream foursome of George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson and Donald Rumsfeld as they talk trash in a blue versus red best ball format.Travel to a top secret Navy training center and be astonished as Chief Tit exposes the real story of how the highest ranking dolphin in the military used a voice synthesizer to garner five percent of the U.S. defense budget. And discover why it's not a good idea to be away from you email on a Monday morning. Follow Chief Tit's guidelines and you too can consistently break 80 while maintaining the betting advantages of a 16 handicap.