George Attwood buys the yacht of his dreams, but the only reason he could afford it was Hurricane Diane had punched a huge hole in her hull. But then Brenton Talbot, the old grizzled owner of the boat yard were George is working on the boat, is found dead from a gunshot wound. A crooked real estate developer wants Brenton Talbot's waterfront land, so he seduces one of his daughters named Mindy. Things don't go as planned, so a thug named Trench is hired to eliminate the problems. When things start to get messy, Mindy falls in with a man named Rock for protection. George's girlfriend, Brigitta, works on plans for a high tech yacht and someone is trying to steal the design. And then someone is trying to steal her too. As if that didn't make things enough of a mess, a naive witch sets romantic sights on George, hoping to perpetuate her lineage. George's helper, a man named Lethal, ingests her homemade love potion by mistake, causing things to get very confusing. A stolen submarine, witchcraft, murder, and mayhem, who said Cape Cod and the Islands are quiet in the winters?"