Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter...the Workplace


In this humorously diabolical and incendiary self-help manual, a longtime veteran of corporate life exposes what makes work hell for you and why. Learn to identify who exactly is bedeviling you on the job, and what you can do about them.


Mr. Crowley sticks a pitchfork into a legion of corporate conceits-scathingly eviscerating impression management, meetings, workplace jargon, office parties, the perfidious perils of PowerPoint presentations, and why anybody looking for salvation and satisfaction on the job is damned to personal and professional perdition.


Damien Crowley is a lifelong student of the human condition, devoting his time and remaining lifeforce to reclaiming lost souls torn asunder by the manifold contradictions of wage labor. He has also worked several years in Infernal Communications for Rend, Butcher & Flay after getting a master's degree in both Organizational Metaphysics and Applied Nihilism at Miskatonic University. He currently lives in the City of Dis.