"Simultaneously hysterical and heartrending Bernitt's personal accounts of intense discomfort and personal embarrassment are startlingly universal." - BACK STAGE "Harsh, funny, unforgettably absurd" - CITY PAGES Organic. All-natural. Raw. Hormone-free. Vegan. Paleo. Locavore... MAKE THIS INSANITY STOP Beginning in Taos, New Mexico, and ending in New York City, "Yelling at Bananas in Whole Foods" follows Dan Bernitt as he embarks on an epic journey to change his relationship with the food he eats. A chance meeting with a 1990s infomercial health guru sets him on his mission, but as he ventures into the rabbit hole of the future of food, the effects of food, and on and on, will his newfound passion turn into a militant obsession that isolates him from humankind? In addition to Bernitt's critically acclaimed monologue, this collection includes the audience favorites "Ghoti" and "This Is Stonewall" to form a trio of stories about learning to take action after information overload.