The perfect, hilarious, must-have gift book for dog lovers everywhere. Are you a real dog owner? This book will help you find out! 

This book presents a delightful collection of observations about having a dog from award-winning comedian/cartoonist duo Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield. These hilarious cartoons pair New Yorker-style illustrations with relatable details about having a dog. For example, you're not a dog owner until...

• You have to nix the word "walk" from your vocabulary as if it holds dark magical powers.
• There are dog park friends who you only know by their dog’s name.
• You've had to mediate a cease-fire between your dog and the Roomba.
• Your dog has "protected you loudly" from thousands of "potential intruders" who've dared to walk past your front door (Most often during Zoom calls).
• Your dog eats a healthier, more balanced and nutrient-rich diet than you have ever eaten in your life.
• You have a voice you only use with your dog
• You also have a voice for your dog.