This is a compilation of the literary magazine YXSY GLYXSY ( pronounced YXSY GLYXSY ). Included within are tales about such heart-warming subjects as ;- gluttony, vicious dogs, perverted sex, alien abduction, drunkeness, debauchery, drug-addled states, slimy monsters, obsessive love, thuggery, the pursuit of power, the futility of existence, the existence of God, the quest for true love ( or at least a one night stand ), and a restaurant review. They are short stories of varied length and quality, but with enough to keep the interest going ( hopefully ).