Zen Dropout

Zen is a lot like a good workout. It'll leave you tired and sweaty. Wait. Nope. That's not it. It's like ... Zen is like ... public transportation Yeah. Zen is like public transportation. It costs money and it smells bad. Nope. Again, that's not it. Metaphors aren't my thing. Ya know what ...

I have no idea what Zen is. Never mind.

But maybe ...

Yeah, no. I have no clue what Zen is. Oh well

Or do I? We'll see.