Dear Students: I am both honored and privileged to teach you A&P. To me, you are the most important people on earth. You are posterity. You are the reason a teacher exists. My primary goal is to educate you. I want you to be able to understand, appreciate, respect, and revere life and its processes. Work with me. Give me a chance to open your mind to new and fascinating ideas about living things. You WILL learn A&P after reading my book My book is presented in two volumes. Both read like a novel and comprise a uniquely different, full-course, in-depth, comprehensive A&P textbook using unparalleled learning examples. They are a consequence of the total me, not just the professional me. Using this approach I have tried to eliminate that barrier between student and professor that I think prevents most students from wanting to learn, as opposed to having to learn. You are going to be tutored by me, "personally." My books INTEGRATE the typical lab coverage of other A&P courses. I approach the subject from a function to structure, rather than structure to function, perspective. Contents for Volume 1: My Teaching Approach and Other Basic Information; Some Basic Biology (Story: Car-truck crash=survivors); Membranes and Glands (Story: I hate shoes Any hope for sensory Nirvana?); Skeletal System (Stories: My cross-continent bicycle trip/The Gossamer Condor challenges / Birds of Prey); Muscle System (Story: Olympic Athletes and Dancers); Nervous System (Story: Tabinid flies: beautifully designed, but I still won ); Sense Receptors (Story: Sailboat in Pacific, earthworm pain, abortion. Knowing our world); Endocrine System (Story: Who's at the Door? Come in?) Contents for Volume 2: Circulatory System (Story: Waking to the clock radio); Immunology and the Lymphatic System (Story: How to die. Death IS life); The Respiratory System (Story: Aspirated bug on my bicycle trip); The Digestive System (Story: Thanksgiving dinner. Where does all that food really go?); The Urinary System (Story: My dog and the "fire-hydrant." I'm absolutely amazed ); The Reproductive System (Story: "Have you ever really loved a woman?"); Fluid, Electrolyte, and pH Balance (Story: Eating crabs, lobsters, etc.); Book Summary/Epilogue: What we have accomplished.