Tired of reading about tough guys that know it all? Mysteries that aren't so mysterious? Maybe it's time to take a tongue-in-cheek break from the norm and get a little abnormal ...The cold war is over, and other than terrorism, SAR's, global warming, weapons of mass destruction, street gangs, a volatile stock market, ethnic cleansing, and those 3 punk kids down at the food court that keep hassling everybody, the world has enjoyed a decade of peace. But now a new peril has emerged that threatens to shake the safety of the planet to its very foundation. From behind the tattered remnants of the Iron Curtain, Zodar the Spy Moose, a long forgotten player of the fallen Marxist regime, is orchestrating his own final act, and in doing so will set into motion a chain of events so terrifying, you might well poop your shorts. Only one man possesses the skill, cunning, and spare time to stop him, and on Dick Lassiter's shoulders now weighs the fate of all nations. We could be in trouble.