Jon Dawson's bi-weekly column has been a feature of the Kinston Free Press since 2008. Dawson has won 11 North Carolina Press Association Awards for writing about subjects as diverse as: - Deer hunting with drones - A La Grange man's 36-hour ordeal trapped in a car wash - An expose on the consumption of gay chicken - NBC's proctology division - A toddler arrested for lingerie theft - The burglary that led to a father and son reunion - Kitten tossing - A doctor's fight to operate a funeral home out of his practice - The War on Valentine's Day - The decline of funeral food - A seven-fingered man's love affair with fireworks - Religious exemptions from home work What people are saying about "Counterfeit Sauerkraut & The Weekend Teeth" "This is the best book I've ever read." - J.D. Salinger's landscaper "I used to think I was funny, but 'Weekend Teeth' trumps anything I've ever done." - friend of Tina Fey "I haven't had this much fun since I pushed Johnny Carson off the tonight show." - Jay Leno