Older Maurice and Nexie are unhappy. Maurice hates his past and wants to do something about it. Nexie is just fed up with her present life until the day arrives that she is taken away from her unhappiness. Nexie ends up with Maurice, her father, a friend and some blood lust acquaintances. Instead of being happy, Nexie and Maurice's lives are plunged into a nightmare. Meanwhile, explosions are heard above Mount Krummppetoe, in which younger Maurice, his siblings along with Maurice's love, Abby, have been brought to I the Old Spirit or the Old Jerk, that Trishilkree likes to call me won't explain what is going on to any of them. Until Trishilkree does my bidding, for I hold something very dear to her captive.