A cheating boyfriend, a boss who's hitting on her, and revenge served seventies-style. Will moving three thousand miles away be far enough to keep her safe?

Sam's life is perfect until she finds out her boss wants to bed her and her boyfriend is bedding someone else. It's not something she's going to take lying down. Fleeing to Australia to avoid her pay-back biting her on the arse; she's making the most of being on The Pill when she runs into an Italian Stallion.

Only on sobering up does she discover he's named his appendage for a popular deli meat and is perfect for a starring role in Planet of the Apes. Add to this his nasty habit of stalking, and once again Sam is in danger of being hurt by a man, this time physically.

Sick of looking over her shoulder, she's close to swearing off men altogether when she meets Chris. This Australian is gorgeous and different to any man she's ever met. So much so, there's no way he'd ever be kicked out of bed for bad behaviour.

Before Sam can make up her mind about him, competition arrives in the form of a tiny blonde who's cute on the outside but nasty to the core... Will Sam decide if Chris is as good as he looks, or will the new girl on the block steal that choice from her?