The cartoons and humor contained within these pages are based on my warped sense of humor. When folks speak figuratively, my mind automatically converts to the literal translation. For example, when someone says: "My feet are killing me ," they are generally speaking figuratively. However, my mind conjures up images of karate kicks or foot odor wafting up through the air. I hope you find the cartoons and humor contained in this book to be funny and maybe even thought-provoking. If you find this content to be amusing, I hope you'll consider some of my other books such as "Garbaby: Cartoons, Wit, and Humor, Volume 2."