God Goes To Rehab is a satire that's easy reading with some rich humor to add to your enjoyment and answer questions about Heaven, Hell, and your chances of getting to either place. Q: Why doesn't God answer our prayers? Does He even hear them? Does He know we're here? Is He out of town or on vacation? Is God in tune with today's teenagers? Does He know how to work an iPhone or tweet? Why does He never show Hos face? Is it time to look for s new god who's modern and up-to-date? Answers to questions that have plagued the planet for thousands of years are available for the first time ever.