Boobs are arguably the defining feature of a woman. But what happens when, seemingly out of nowhere, they forcefully demand every minute of your attention? As author Penny Casselman planned her forty-fifth birthday, she was only thinking of three things: friends, craft cocktails, and, of course, which pair of strappy high heels best complemented her new skinny jeans. What wasn't in her birthday plans? Cancer. So, imagine her surprise when a routine mammogram resulted in the radiologist saying, "We'll be with you every step of the way." According to the American Cancer Society, one in eight women will develop breast cancer sometime in their life. Whether that someone is you, a family member, or a friend, How To Get A Free Boob Job provides insights, new perspectives, and heaping scoops of gratitude for the little things we take for granted-all covered with sprinkles of humor. Casselman brings you along on her adventure of a lifetime and gives you a peek under her shirt of what it's like to navigate the wild unknown of a genetically driven breast cancer diagnosis.