Within these pages lie eight of the most entertaining, comical, and true stories you will ever read. Truthfully, you may want to hurry up and finish reading because; I've already been offered a sitcom spinoff based on the book. This may ruin it for you when all of your co-workers are talking about the latest episode. Ok, I'm lying but, it's a damn good book. If you have sensitive ears here's a fair warning, there is a lot of foul language in this book, all sorts of awkward situations, and I think me and Jesus get drunk somewhere in here. Look, here's an easy fix for you sensitivity, when you see a curse word imagine it says, "BEEP." This is exactly what everyone else in the world does when censors place beeps in movies. We imagine the beep is actually the curse word that was removed. It's a win-win for everyone. Ok, back to the book. This book probably has a few grammar errors. I mean commas and sh t might not be where they need to be. A word or two might be spelled wrong. It's cool Just make a mental note of the discrepancy then, when you write your book, don't make that mistake. Ha Ha Ha. I'm just playing; it's all in fun bruh. Enjoy the read