The Digitally-Dug Ground Worm For The Hungrier Social Media Hatchling. Any and all stress, annoyances, bugaboos, built up "LOL" hatred you received from social media platforms, I promise you, will be removed from your blogging soul once you've reached book's end. The truth-revealing and perhaps arguable text once deemed-nonsensical, you'll find in these passages are grand enough factors in scale, to make or break the existing or future fate of social media startups as well as answer the begging question of: Is this "click-happy, stay indoors lifestyle," breeding an introverted nation? -Youth Majority Approved: Yes. -Babyboomer Approved: Pending... -Original Woodstock Patrons Approved: Pending... -Hoodrat Approved: Pending... -Entrepreneurs Launching Social Media Approved: Pending... -Parent Approved: Pending...