Kissing Number

Shred Wallace's "Oblivion," Pynchon's ""V"," Leyner's "Sugar Frosted Nutsack*" and Ou ednik's "Instant Propice." Gather in a 2 Gallon Ziploc(r) Brand Freezer Bag. Shake, half-bake. And here's this subtly crusted bilingual English/French-Canadian novel entitled "Kissing Number."

Keywords? Sure Pseudo-thermodynamics. Limerence. High finance as an art form. Cuban cattlehead refrigerators.

Why you, the well-advised, polymath reader ought to spend hard-earned money on this book on the sole basis of self-proclaimed cross-references and a few keywords is beyond reason. To tell you the truth, you're currently holding a pure akratic object in your hands, yet "reasonably" priced at single-digit dollars and 99 cents.

Good luck with that one.

* This novel by Leyner isn't yet published as I go to press, the influence here being non-causal, making the two books "entangled" in a quantum mechanical sense. Can't wait to see how "The Sugar Frosted Nutsack" turns out as it will instantly determine the opposite content of KN. Exciting

Later note: Leyner's book just came out a minute ago. Pure genius. Well, so much for "this" book Put it back on the shelf, now. "